Great TV Moustaches – Part 2


Moustaches – they’re not just for sexual predators anymore. It’s Movember, so now they’re for charity.

To celebrate the cultural phenomenon that is Movember, we continue our look at TV’s greatest moustaches. You can find part one here.

(And remember, Movember benefits the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia and Beyond Blue – you can find more about donating at the Movember website).


George Negus


The Tom Selleck of Australian journalism. Here he is pissing off Margaret Thatcher:


Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, 1981 – 1989)


In a recent review of Supernatural – possibly by Marieke Hardy – it was mentioned that the lead characters had to be brothers as otherwise you’d assume they were a gay couple. That idea also holds true for Simon & Simon, a buddy/detective series from the 1980s. One was butch, the other femme – one was blonde, the other had a moustache. Honestly, you can see them at IKEA now, can’t you?

A.J. was university educated and had book smarts, while Rick was a Vietnam vet and had street smarts – what else would you do but open a Detective Agency together? (Although even then A.J. preferred to do things by the rules while Rick was a maverick with his own sense of justice – oh, Rick!).

It was a bit Magnum P.I. – actually, it was a lot Magnum P.I. In fact, it was so Magnum P.I. they even had a crossover episode in 1982…


Who likes short shorts?


The Cast Of Deadwood (Deadwood, 2004 – 2006)


Just like Lantana at the 2001 Fort Lauderdale Film Festival, we feel it would be inappropriate to single out any single moustache from this great moustache ensemble and so we give them a special group listing.


Sgt. Floyd Pepper (The Muppet Show, 1976 – 1979)


Floyd plays bass guitar with Doctor Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. His name and jacket are a nod to the Beatles, while another musical joke can be inferred from the fact that Floyd is pink. Or at least, pink-ish.

Although the band is ostensibly led by Doctor Teeth, Floyd has been seen most often singing lead vocals. As well as the Muppet Show TV series, Floyd has appeared in the Muppet movies and even appeared recently (with the Electric Mayhem) performing with Hannah Montana “star” Miley Cyrus on a Disney Channel special.

In an episode of the first series of The Muppet Show, Floyd tells Kermit, “You’ll hate my music. You won’t understand it… Nobody understands my music. I mean, I don’t even understand it… If I didn’t know I was a genius, I wouldn’t listen to the trash I write.”


Thomas Feargal Tucker (Family Guy, 1999 -)


Tom Tucker is the Channel 5 newsreader in Family Guy. In the episode Stewie B Goode, Tom is fired and we learn that his moustache is station property.


Jason King (Department S, 1969 – 1970 and Jason King, 1971 – 1972)


Jason King – and Peter Wyngarde, the actor who played him – was a major sex symbol of the 1970s. No, seriously, he was. Women would mob him in the streets. I really, truly am not making this up. It’s hard to see exactly why now, but it’s true. He was part of the team on Division S, an Avengers-style spy-caper show at the end of the swinging 60s. Wyngarde’s character was so popular he was given his own eponymous spin-off.

According to the website Jason King’s Groovy Pad, in 1970 Wyngarde was brought to Australia to promote Channel 7. On March 1st he arrived at Sydney Airport to be greeted by 35,000 fans. In Queensland women climbed the outside of a hotel trying to reach his 12th floor balcony, and the hotel maids are reported to have stolen his chest hair while he slept. That last one just sounds made-up, but there you go.

He returned to Australia again in 1972 to similar hysterical scenes, yet these days he is barely remembered. Possibly that’s due to his conviction in 1975 for an act of “gross indecency” with a truck driver in the toilets of a bus station in Gloucester. Yes, the incredibly camp man with the outrageous clothes turned out to be gay – what were the chances of that? To quote Austin Powers – who was reportedly based on the character of Jason King – “I can’t believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn’t see that one coming”. Wyngarde‘s audience turned their back on him and his celebrity faded, although he continued to make sporadic appearances in TV and film (such as Flash Gordon in 1980, and the Doctor Who story Planet Of Fire in 1984). It could be said Wyngarde‘s popularity was on the wane anyway, as IMDB doesn’t list any credits for the three years between Jason King ended and his arrest, but it’s interesting to see the effect the court case had on Wyngarde‘s career compared to George Michael‘s twenty years later.


Ugly Dave Grey


It’s a decidedly less sexy list this week, isn’t it?


Paul Morrow (Space: 1999, 1975 – 1977)


A Controller on Moon Base Alpha – effectively an air-traffic coordinator – Paul Morrow was played by Prentis Hancock who was obviously a go-to guy for 1970s science fiction; he also appeared in Survivors, The New Avengers, Chocky’s Children and as four separate characters on Doctor Who.

After the first series of Space: 1999 the show was massively revamped, with many of the major cast disappearing forever. Paul was among those who suddenly “moved to Queensland”, allowing room for a shape-changing alien and far fewer stories in which the crew met God (seriously, in that first series they seemed to meet God every two weeks). petitmoustaches

Captain Stephen Peacock (Are You Being Served?, 1972 – 1985)


“Are you free, Mrs Slocombe? I would like to discuss your vagina.”

That’s about it, isn’t it?

Frank Thornton reprised the character for two series of Grace & Favour in 1992-93.


Aldo Godolfus (Number 96, 1973 – 1975)


There’s been a lot of talk over the years about Number 96‘s ground-breaking inclusion of gay characters – but won’t somebody think of the Hungarian Jews? Is there any soap opera today brave enough to include that minority on our screens? No, only Number 96 was bold enough to wave the flag of Hungarian Jewish Pride.

Played by Johnny Lockwood, Aldo owned the delicatessen on the ground floor of 96 Lindsay Street, Paddington. Sadly that deli would be his grave, as he was killed by a bomb there in 1975. The Number 96 bomb became one of those soap-opera moments that are known to people who have never watched the series – like JR being shot, or someone falling off a water-tower in Bellbird (or did that just happen every week?).

Number 96 ran for 1218 episodes and was so popular they named a Melbourne tram after it.


That concludes the second 10 in our series – still more to come in our post-Movember wrap-up!

Buy some crazy moustache action on DVD and help The Outland Institute (the following are all PAL, mostly Region 2): Deadwood : Complete (12 Disc Box Set), The Muppet Show – Season 1, Family Guy – Season 7, Department S, Jason King, Space: 1999 – Series 1, Are You Being Served? – The Complete Series One to Five, Are You Being Served? – The Movie.

14 Responses to Great TV Moustaches – Part 2

  1. Anne-Marie says:

    It’s all very disturbing, but the most disturbing of all has to be the chick wearing heels on Moon Base Alpha. Is that why she has to be carried?

  2. Sam says:

    Your not really selling the attraction with this bunch, but short shorts are always fun

  3. Janet says:

    Johnny Lockwood also turned up amongst the business men at the Moulin Rouge who sing the chorus to ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’. He is identifiable.

  4. simbo says:

    While he was playing a Hungarian Jew, Johnny Lockwood was an english bloke.

    You don’t get quite as much of the “white people can play any ethnic minority” thing any more – althoguh there is still a fair bit of the cross-ethnicity casting, in particular in catsting Hollywood Arabs (where you can go randomly with Maoris (Cliff Curtis in “Three Kings”), Indians (bloke from “Lost”) and Spaniards (Antonio Banderas in that one where he’s an arab)

  5. Dan Cardone says:

    “Are you free, Mrs Slocombe? I would like to discuss your vagina.”

    I do love a good single entendre…

  6. Narrelle says:

    Congratulatoins on the Weblog award, btw. And thank you for reviving all those buried memories of moustaches on some of the world’s most unattractive men. But why are there no moustachioed women on your list? There must be some out there!

  7. Dave AA says:

    Is that award real? I assumed it was spam.

  8. outlandinstitute says:

    I think it’s real, but it’s not like winning a Pulitzer… presumably it generates more traffic to the award-givers site, so it’s spam in the most benign way. Perhaps I should set up the Outland Institute Awards – but what categories would we have?

  9. Anne-Marie says:

    best kitten
    best innuendo
    best pun

    just for starters

  10. outlandinstitute says:

    Simbo – when the Doctor Who story The Talons Of Weng-Chiang came out on DVD I was surprised to realise the chinese lead was clearly a westerner in make-up, which as a kid I somehow didn’t really take in. And there was a lot of discussion on the commentary track about how you just wouldn’t do that now, yet it IS a really great performance and they argue that since the whole show is a pastiche of Victorian London and not remotely real it somehow fits. But is it OK? I don’t know. I find it hard to believe there wasn’t a suitable Asian actor in the UK at the time.

    As for Hollywood Arabs, that’s just nuts – Naveen Andrews (Lost) doesn’t even look Middle-Eastern, and Cliff Curtis had a great line in an episode of Bro’town that was something along the lines of “Now I’m back off to Hollywood to play terrorists”. I remember seeing a Hollywood film once where a clearly Aboriginal actor was playing an African-American, but I can’t remember what it was…

  11. Janet says:

    Steven Spielberg is good at this. In the second Jurassic Park film, Pete Postlethwaite (who himself browned up for ‘The Usual Suspects’) had an Indian guide who was played by a Jewish actor originally from the UK. And the guy from the Indiana Jones movies who plays an Arab (the famous scene where Indy shoots the swordsman) and an Indian (the utter bastard who whips the kids and Short Round).

    There is also the Australian film that blacked up Ed Devereaux and Kamahl. And we won’t talk about the reincarnation of Bony that blacked up one of the Daddos.

    ‘The Three Kings’ was mentioned earlier and I always thought it was interesting that Cliff Curtis was the ‘good’ Arab and Said Taghmaoui was the ‘bad’ Arab because he did despicable things to Marky Mark in the calvin klein area. So the ‘real’ Arab (sort of) was still the baddie. His profile improved a bit in ‘Traitor’. But my favourite film of his is still ‘La Haine’.

    Maxine Hong Kingston’s book ‘Tripmaster Monkey’ has a wonderful chapter on white actors and taped eyes. The final chapter in fact. Every actor that has played Fu Manchu was white. And we all remember ‘Flash Gordon’ don’t we boys and girls?

    In answer to your question, John, the most famous Asian actor born in the UK is probably Burt Kwouk (born in Manchester). He, of course, was in the Pink Panther films with Peter Sellers.

  12. Dave AA says:

    I remember a time when David Yip played all the Asian parts on TV in the UK. Amongst other things he was in Dr Who (playing an android) and had his own series, “The Chinese Detective” in which he played a Jewish song and dance man. Oh wait, I remember now, he played a Chinese detective.

    I think there was a period in the sixties and seventies when there was a catch 22 happening: there were few parts for ‘ethnic minorities’ therefore there were few ‘ethnic’ actors, therefore when someone did try and include a minority it was hard to cast. The same’s kind of happening now, with a lot of interest in the Middle East, but not a big pool of actors to draw on. The way out is to keep writing good parts (not just terrorist cliches) and there will start to emerge actors to play the parts.

  13. Dallas says:

    Simon & Simon…. it explains soooo much.

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