Comments on: Great Literature Of The 20th Century: The Pop-Up Karma Sutra

By: outlandinstitute

outlandinstitute — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:30:23 +0000

But did it still work? Sometimes a mis-made pumpkin soup can make an excellent cheese sauce…

By: Dave AA

Dave AA — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:24:37 +0000

It was only after I’d finished rubbing hot chillies and wasp stings into my genitals that I realised I’d forgotten to grind the peacock bone and monkey turd. Boy did I feel a fool…

By: Anne-Marie

Anne-Marie — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:52:44 +0000

OR, it could be like the Dr Who recipes? Everyone thought the evil cauli was going to be hideous, yet I some ADVENTEROUS SOULS were brave enough to try it and declared it not half bad! Perhaps there is wisdom in this ancient text that contemporary cynicism is overlooking.

Surely by now someone has simmered a ram or goat testicle in some honey-sweetened milk.

By: Narrelle

Narrelle — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:01:59 +0000

I can’t help thinking the application of honey and pepper will devastate the poor man’s penis long before it devastates his lady. There’s nothing that kills the mood quite like a trip to the emergency department with a hard-to-explain genital injury.

By: Anne-Marie

Anne-Marie — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:27:56 +0000

I think one uses a naan and the other a plate of pappadams

By: outlandinstitute

outlandinstitute — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:13:21 +0000

I always get the Korma Sutra and the Kofta Sutra mixed up…

By: Cameron

Cameron — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 13:52:54 +0000

I learnt a lot from the Korma Sutra. And they call it curry love…

By: Anne-Marie

Anne-Marie — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 13:11:27 +0000

Dan – that seems to have left everyone speechless. And possibly stopped one or two people making curry…

It makes the Dr Who Cauliflower cheese recipe look almost appealing in contrast though.

By: Dan Cardone

Dan Cardone — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:30:58 +0000

That last excerpt is terrifying. Without wanting to reveal too much of my personal life, have you ever had someone go down on you who has just eaten a curry? So very very wrong for so many reasons. So my advice is to say no to black pepper, long pepper and especially wasp stings…

By: outlandinstitute

outlandinstitute — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:08:35 +0000

Thanks Anne-Marie! I asked Anne-Marie if the pop-up Karma Sutra had any moving bits – can you pull a tab to make a lingam go into a yoni?

She emailed back with “Sadly there are no pull tabs – ‘cos that might make it tacky”.

How true, how true.